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Now, I just want to say I have nothing against Sears. But when you slap me, brutha, that ain't cool, dogg!
I mean you know that I am the one and only d-o-double g, right amigo? Also, I doubt it is in the employee handbook to attempt to murder a customer using a double handed, automated, oiled, lubricated, diamond forged, double bladed, dead sexy, sharp as heck, *** sword because william the conquerer outlawed that 2 years ago.
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